1. Political correctness can go blow a Monkey’s pole.
2. Chavs, what exactly is the point of them?
3. Esther Rantzen….Aarrgh! hate the horrible horse faced do-gooder.
4. Fashion….. just ‘cos someone rich and famous is wearing it, doesn’t mean it’ll look good on you (most of the time it doesn’t look good on them).
5. Fat people, stop eating all the pies……I want some too.
6. Children who don’t know their place (it’s all number 3’s fault).
7. Ricky Gervais….. smug, is not funny, now fuck off you fat bastard.
8. Ex smokers….you know you want to really.
9. Call centres….if you insist on calling me, at least have someone who can speak English do it (or better still stop calling me, I don’t want what ever it is you’re selling).
10. Esther Fucking Rantzen (yes I hate her so much I mentioned her twice).
