10 thing’s I hate…..
July 4, 20091. Political correctness can go blow a Monkey’s pole.
2. Chavs, what exactly is the point of them?
3. Esther Rantzen….Aarrgh! hate the horrible horse faced do-gooder.
4. Fashion….. just ‘cos someone rich and famous is wearing it, doesn’t mean it’ll look good on you (most of the time it doesn’t look good on them).
5. Fat people, stop eating all the pies……I want some too.
6. Children who don’t know their place (it’s all number 3’s fault).
7. Ricky Gervais….. smug, is not funny, now fuck off you fat bastard.
8. Ex smokers….you know you want to really.
9. Call centres….if you insist on calling me, at least have someone who can speak English do it (or better still stop calling me, I don’t want what ever it is you’re selling).
10. Esther Fucking Rantzen (yes I hate her so much I mentioned her twice).
Ah, now you’re talking. But only ten things you hate? You gotta be joking.
Anyway, I don’t mind adding another ten. Here y’go…
1. Yep, the bloody horse-faced do-gooder busybody interfering stupid old bag Esther effing Rantzen. If it hadn’t been for her moronic short-sighted bloody “ooh, we have to protect the poor leetle children” stupid idiotic notions perhaps our kids would still have a bit of respect for authority, or at least respect for their mums and dads and teachers. Arrogant “can’t touch me cos I’ll report you” self-centred little shits. And all her bloody fault.
In fact, I blame her totally for the erosion of society’s values that we’ve witnessed over the past, what, coupla decades?
2. All do-gooders in general but particularly that twat Esther bloody Rantzen.
3. iPod… and basically anything Apple (apart from the eating variety of course!). Shitty company flogging overpriced and underperforming stuff who’re completely stuck up their own arses. Along with all their fans.
“Oh, look at me, I’ve got an iPod”. Plonker! Haven’t you ever heard of Creative (for example)?
Or “Oh, look at me, I’ve got a Mac”. Poser. Lemme tell ya, you’ve just been ripped off.
4. Ex-smokers. Yep, I’m definitely with you on that one. Closely followed by the entire anti-smoking brigade who’ve bought into all the false science and are absolutely convinced they’re “clean” and smokers are “dirty”.
Well, lemme suggest something to you, you arseholes… p’raps you should try looking at all the dirty little things inside your own heads instead of sitting in judgement on others you effing prigs!
5. Well, I guess it’d have to be Esther rabbit-toothed Rantzen again.
6. Politicians. Scum of the earth. In fact, worse than the scum of the earth… cos they think they’re so bloody high and mighty. Try living in the real world for a change… get a proper job and see just how long you last instead of trying to tell all us how to live our lives.
7. Garlic! Bloody hate the stuff. And anyone who eats it stinks worse than smokers do. So there!
8. Councils and “local authorities” in general. Bunch of bloody little Hitlers the lot of them, totally forgetting they’re supposed to serve the community, not sodding dictate to it. And we’re all damn stupid enough to pay their (way over the top) wages!
9. Bob Monkhouse. Don’t ask me why. He’s just a smarmy bastard.
10. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me. Just sod off the lot of you!
Whew! That was cool. So when are we gonna have another “ten hates” then?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I wanna replace my number ten…
“Big Brother”, and all so-called “reality” tv shows. Crap the lot of them, and so bloody boring. Who the hell’s interested? And to those who actually are all I can say is “Get a life!”
I didn’t say I only hated 10 things, they were just at the forefront of my mind at the time. I’m sure I can think of more things, afterall there is plenty to hate out there.
I have to agree with your list (apart from garlic, I quite like it).
Re the garlic… yeah, but then you’re weird anyway!
