10 thing’s I hate…..

1. Political correctness can go blow a Monkey’s pole.

2. Chavs, what exactly is the point of them?

3. Esther Rantzen….Aarrgh! hate the horrible horse faced do-gooder.

4. Fashion….. just ‘cos someone rich and famous is wearing it, doesn’t mean it’ll look good on you (most of the time it doesn’t look good on them).

5. Fat people, stop eating all the pies……I want some too.

6. Children who don’t know their place (it’s all number 3’s fault).

7. Ricky Gervais….. smug, is not funny, now fuck off you fat bastard.

8. Ex smokers….you know you want to really.

9. Call centres….if you insist on calling me, at least have someone who can speak English do it (or better still stop calling me, I don’t want what ever it is you’re selling).

10. Esther Fucking Rantzen (yes I hate her so much I mentioned her twice).

Vote for change, vote for C.H.A.N.G.E.

So the election reults are in and the Tories get a majority, no doubt with their rather dubious “vote for change” campaign……

….What could possibly change under a Tory government, less bloodthirsty war mungering (or shopping for oil, if you prefer), better NHS, lower taxes, less pilfering of our taxes, tighter immigration control, more jobs maybe,  somehow I don’t think so, all Politicians are the same (power hungry gutter snipes) and the different parties all seem to be interchangable these days.

On Thursday I was sitting at home watching the telly, when there’s a knock at the door, I go and answer it and there be one of those canvassers (think he was a LibDem..fucking hippies) asking me if I was going to vote to which I replied ” I’m not interested, all politicians are scum” and slammed the door in his face.

If you hadn’t guessed it I didn’t vote, who the hell would I vote for, I have so little faith in all the parties there isn’t any other option available to me so I didn’t, if only there was a way to show my dissatisfaction and have it count.

So what can be done to truly change thing’s, I suppose we could go the Guy Fawkes route….. I can see several problem’s with that, we could riot in the street’s but what good would come of it.

Now, there’s a mate of mine who has an idea… create a party who’s Manifesto is nothing, that’s right nothing, if they get elected they resign leaving all the seats empty forcing another election. I’ve got the perfect name for said party “Come Here And Negate General Elections” .

So if you want to change thing’s,  vote for C.H.A.N.G.E.